Showing posts with label AIDS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AIDS. Show all posts

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Girl and psychiatrist

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a Maadarchod.


PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?


GIRL: Well, he kissed me.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist kissed the girl


GIRL: ...... Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he had sex with me!


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist had sex with the girl


GIRL: .Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.


PSYCHIATRIST: Maadarchod !!!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

HIV AIDS information

* HIV can never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake ... never in Pani Puri wala pani)

* Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of acidity is 0 (practically not possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH can burn your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid).

* Exposure of less than 1 second in AIR KILLS the HIV virus* (hence story of needle pricks in Cinema theatres is a crap). Even if blood from a wound (of infected person) dries up (*blood clot*), *the virus dies*and can not infect anyone else

* HIV transmission is *ONLY* an *INFECTION* i.e.entrance of virus in one's body. It *DOES NOT MEAN AIDS*.

* An HIV-infected person (after entrance of virus) can progress to a condition of AIDS only after *8 to 10 YEARS *(not in 15 days as in the Pani Puri story)

* It is *not HIV (virus) that kills a human* .....the virus attacks immune cells (cells that fight against foreign pathogens/antigens) and hence a person's ability to fight against infections & diseases slowly diminishes and person ultimately dies of a disease which could be as simple as TB

* Most importantly, HIV is no longer a dreadful disease ... it is "*CHRONIC MANAGEABLE DISEASE*" just like Diabetes or Hypertension.

* If there is anything you need to be careful from to prevent HIV is Unsafe sex*, *Blood transfusion* (check before taking) /Blood donation (use sterilized needles only) and any *blood contact during an accident *or so where amount of bleeding is very high.

PLZ spread this message to avoid rumors and to educate people.